Nine Soundtrack – Various Artists
The movie’s pretty underwhelming, and isolated from its visual accompaniment, the soundtrack’s just plain weird. Want to hear Fergie-Ferg adopt a ludicrously bad Italian accent? Want to hear Judi Dench growling like an ageing French drag queen? Want to experience Kate Hudson high-kickin’ her way through a Broadway showtune? It’s all here for your listening (dis)pleasure…